My life motto
If you have 10 minutes, do yourself a favor and watch this. Disney villans take on the “Cell Block Tango” from Chicago.
wow - really clever and well done.
This is so so good
To this day this remains my favorite line from any movie ever
Robert Pattinson, Katy Perry drunk sing Boyz II Men at karaoke bar.
I am sort of in awe that this exists.
This is the reason the Internet is the greatest
Pentatonix does the evolution of Beyonce.
I had neither enough acapella nor enough Beyonce in my morning, and now that’s remedied.
I saw them live (they opened for Diana Ross) and yes, they really are THAT good.
This is so so good.
Daniel Franzese (via romanceplanet)
The Burtka-Harrises are vacationing in Saint-Tropez with Elton John’s family, obviously doing a subtle matching thing and generally owning the south of France.
There are a few families I wish I was born into other than my own but this family is TOP of the list
Y’all. I can’t stop thinking about this dog. My life has been a ridiculous whirlwind over the last few months and I’m never home and I just bought a car and there’s a million reasons I should not own a living creature but oh my god I need this puppy in my life.
I read somewhere recently that when anxiety wakes you up at 3am to use it. To just get up and do something productive with the extra hours instead of uselessly worrying in the dark. I got out of bed this morning at 3:23.
I realized the other day that I do not picture a wedding anymore or a marriage or even having my own kids. I’m not sure what this means but it’s a strange feeling for someone who has imagined those things in excruciating detail for the past 28 years.
It’s a really amazing thing to be treated like an adult at a workplace. I never realized how much that trust causes you to excel and just do your job instead of worrying about whether your boss was judging when you walked in at 9:15 am. Spoiler alert - she was. Other things I love? Free lunch, a company who pays for my cell phone and being so far out of the agency world that it seems like it was all just a bad dream.
I sold all of my old cell phones at an ecoATM this weekend in a Jersey mall. I saw a piece on it on the Today Show about the crime rates surrounding the machines so I borrowed my neighbor’s mace and held it in my left hand throughout the entire thing. I made $205 so it was worth it, I guess?
I took a surfing class at Chelsea Piers a few weeks ago and busted my ass on a ledge. It gave me a pretty nasty solid black bruise and still hurts when I lay down. I’m not sure whether this is an exercise success or fail.
I used my new life transitions to get rid of some unnecessary relationships. I thought it would be harder, but it was surprisingly easy. When you know you are meant for better things and better people, it takes the sting away from letting go.
In a similar vein, the new constructs of my life have shown me who makes me a priority in their life and who doesn’t. That has been the hard part. After a pretty epic Saturday meltdown a couple of weeks ago I explained to one of my bests what I was feeling. He ever so kindly let me know that I have too much going on in my head. I’m reminded of the quote that says, you carry too much with you and she says but where would I put it all down. That weighs heavy on me all the time.
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don’t feel so much all of the time. Today is not that day.
Gabrielle Zevin, Memoirs of a Teenage Amnesiac (via alve-us)